you want the above on a T-shirt, let me know. Will send one out, cost plus $12
Church of the Blue Moon/Moon Beams on Your Naked Booty
Asking price for entire huge collection (every work by artist Farrell Hamann) is $2mil.
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The Montecito Cheese Rat
Church of the Blue Moon/Moon Beams on your Naked Booty
Palace, Bitey cats, cute girl VIDEO
(25 room palace!)
Charming short video (under 1 1/2 min.) Starring me as Elmer ( see all my videos at youtube ch. farrellhamann ) Elmer's Secret Weapon No. 2 (Elmer is unwilling employee of the CIA or possibly MI6, or even the dreaded DGSE, (French))
Old Butthairs (Formerly The Exulted One) haha
Wife would like me to tell you that she lost a lot of weight. Hauling huge blue tube in Jaguar via sunroof. Got this for art but currently my cats, Precious and Creamy use it as a toy. Creampuff the Jaguar
If you're just here looking for the nude beach in Montecito, I'm not sure. There was a place the naked ones went to back in the day, it was in Goleta. We did see a very fat older man march down the beach at Henry's Beach but that was just weird!
Chateau on Rock, hand cast, carved plaster, acrylic. some human hair. $60,000
Some smaller mosaic artworks, Vases, Urns, and a student egg. Keys for scale. Top of microwave photo.
Part of my famous mosaic egg collection. Hand cut "tiles, crockery on natural eggshell, portland cement grout, grout color added. Have 2 eggs in the White House collection and at the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston. If you want to purchase this collection, let me know. at (916-641-7696) Have around 60 eggs total)
World best egg collection. First shown at the Mirimar Hotel in Montecito back when it was still nice. 1985 or 1986, can't remember. Eggers there never saw any mosaic eggs before seeing mine. (Not counting Faberge eggs) So, if someone claims to have started it all and it is not me, they're lying.
Anthrax: Above, fan mail from my number 1 fan, Ann Thrax, funny white powder that tastes like mushrooms. Thanks Ann!
Mosaic Spheres, Not small. Mostly on glass. Named "Spheres of Influence" by Dr. Makepeace Tsao (deceased Makepeace, by the way was a great man, well worth looking into for art and science. He lived most recently in Davis, Ca, and before that, Ann Arbor, Michigan
Posted 2 free ads via the Santa Barbara Independent which allows up to 6 images per ad. Cool!! with put link here. I have no fin. interest (except my ads) just doing it as a favor to you rat spoiling Montecito people (Cito rats)
Santa Barbara Independent
Artist Smantha Hepburn's cool online shop. I have no fin. interest, just love her work!!
Interesting: Students at UCSB (University of California at Santa Barbara) claim that a Montecito Cheese Rat was observed on the west end of campus. The rat appeared to be a female and was apparently wearing a diamond choker. Others at the scene claimed it was a student prank and was only a Goleta rat wearing rhinestones, in other word, a fake.
Recently had big article in the Sacramento Bee with lots of pics of my artworks. Article by Debbie Arrington can be view on line at the Bee's site. Nearly 1 1/2 pages!
Marble toy!! Kinetic art!! Short video of my hand carved, hand cast, marble toy. The red one.
Cool red marble toy run race by artist: Farrell Hamann
Another marble toy sculpture video. the spiral (snail)
Hoping you rat lovers out there will come visit this site. A rat is better than a Ferrari, it it alive, it has a long tail and is a very affectionate animal.
Running some free ads in the Santa Barbara Independent (online version) Will see how that goes.
Life with pug dog, devil cats and artist.
Intercepted video transmission Part two
Now there are many more episodes of Intercepted Video Transmissions, source unknown. Funny and short videos. (see me at Sundance and Cannes film festival) I have a friend who has an Emmy,
Home of the Montecito Cheese Rat (Estate?, Compound?, Villa?)
Article about me in the Sacramento Bee. Inaccurate and poorly written and a bit insulting but feel compelled to put it on here. Yeow!!
Balding, shiny bald head, losing your hair? Guys, take heed, be careful with Rogaine, read instructions and do not abuse. VIDEO
Note on pool boys: Only way to tell if they are hot is to actually pull down their shorts and have a look! Naturally, whatever turns you on is what you're looking for. If you just want a clean, well maintained swimming pool, ignore this notice. Some want both!
I've made a lot of fake shit with left over plaster. Took one large one to art show and my friend, my kid's former art teacher, let one of his boys place it on the floor in the gallery. It looked like some freak artist took a dump to make a statement. It was very large, about as large as you would think, humanly possible. The Gallery Director went for paper towels to clean it up, thought about it and went for more paper towels. He was so relieved when it turned out to be plaster!! Funny, local socialites walking past, pretending they didn't see it. Director got a priceless anecdote.
This was a nice sphere until wife with eyes blue like the Ellensburg agate (talk about rare!) broke it into many pieces with her ass. (Which is smaller now) Hosed it down to clean off the dust. Bitey Cat. (She's Bitey, I'm Claude!, wife is Claudette)
Urban/Suburban chickens and stuff
Letter "A" for Dr. Makepeace Tsao. On 100% cotton watermarked paper.
Post modern abstract. "Friendly Series"
"Camo" (camouflage) redacted. Covertly removed from the Russian Embassy, Washington D.C. AKA: IKHAMELEON AKA: Kate
"Camo" (Tarnung) geschwärzt. IKHAMELEON AKA: Kate Heimlich von der russischen Botschaft,Washington DC entfernt AKA
So very, very cool
I will always consider barter. What I want is a Cessna Grand Caravan or Stationair. Promise to share it for good causes. Trade? Need investors also. Art patrons.
If you love toons, mini schnauzer dogs, brains, wit, and great writing, look up artist/writer: Samantha Hepburn (on an island far, far away... for most of us anyway. Also one of the cutest girls on the planet Earth. She is @samhepburn on twitter. This young woman currently has artworks available for insanely cheap prices (highly collectible for a rising star) F.
Haha, got free box tickets to a Sacramento Kings basketball game at Arco Arena. There will be a King's player meet and greet, raffle, a cool King's t-shirt, snacks, etc. Got this via KLOUT because I am, apparently hot in social media as a influential dude. Hahaha, funny! Will bring amazingly beautiful daughter, Kate (AKA the IKHAMELEON girl) Always get lots of attention when Kate is around. Kid is shockingly beautiful. One guy actually looked at her and fell off his motorcycle. When we had some bad neighbors and she was very young, she was going to raise an army of Asian boys to take care of it. We said NO!!!!!! Very Helen of Troy kind of thing.
We may be trading in Creampuff the Jaguar (S-Type) for a Lexus. If you are interested in Creampuff (located in Sacramento) contact me. Also, sold my beloved HCF Pacelite 707 electric scooter. Best scooter of her type ever made. Went to a nice special needs girl here in California.
Note: I'm going to start selling my flat marble toy spiral via the net very soon (hand held for kids older that 4 1/2 due to choking hazard) Don't have any made up yet but will soon. Each one will be different. Don't have pay pal so you'll have to pay by money order or silver, perhaps personal check until and if I get Paypal. Have some other ideas in the works for gifts and what nots. I'm thinking I need an inexpensive line of art and that's what's motivating me. These toys would make great Christmas or birthday gifts or just to have around as sculpture.
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